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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sturdier toilets may be on their way in The
United States to cope with the country's increasingly obese population.
This year’s Leticia and Malcolm Baldrige National Quality Award
for performance or product from The National Institute for Science and
Technology, (N.I.S.T.), that establishes safety and design standards, is
awarding The Niagara Conservation Corporation strengthening toilets for larger
users, a spokeswoman said Tuesday. Seeing that obesity levels have been rising
for years in the U.S. N.I.S.T. spokeswoman Julianne Moore said the current
industry standard for toilet seats is just 100 pounds and that the group is
looking to increase it to 600 pounds.
Experts will examine the “Chris Christy™ model” made famous from
Niagara, and used only for the U.S. Military and foreign governments to
evaluate home personal use.
Chris Van Hollen, a committee member for N.I.S.T. and head of
research and development at toilet maker American Standard, told tabloids that
the Chris Christy™ model that toilet seats need to be strengthened for larger
Republican and Conservative and Tea Party members.
"If the “shoe” fits… wear it ," he said.
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