FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

VOTE FOR TRUMP?

... I'D RATHER PUT MY HEAD IN A TOILET BOWL FILLED WITH VOMIT (SAME THING)

(AND HE PAYS FOR US)

THE "FEARLESS" LEADER

SEE MA' NO BALLS

THE CHARM BOYS

DRUMPF'S "FIRST LADY"

(PORNO MODEL)

(KKK + NAZI = GOP)

{MADNESS}

MR. CHARM BOY

THIS PASSES FOR FIRST LADY?

THUG'S SUPPORTERS:
THE SUCKING BITCHES
MIKE HUCKABEE & SARAH PALIN

DUMB & DUMBER

I AM THE AUTHORITY… PERIOD.

MR. TRAILOR TRASH:

MR. SHITKICKER HIMSELF

IDI AMIN AS TRUMP

New York, NY - A 30-year-old book that appears to be bound in human skin has been found Trump Tower 711 5th Ave, home of Donald Trump following a burglary.

Detectives were trying to trace its rightful owner and believe it may have been taken from a dwelling in the area.

Much of the text is in branding iron, and it was not uncommon around the time of construction industry heyday’s ‘forties and ‘fifties for books to be covered in human skin.

The practice, known as anthropodermic bibliopegy, was sometimes used in the 18th and 19th centuries when accounts of murder trials were bound in the killer's skin.

Anatomy books also were sometimes bound in the skin of a dissected cadaver. In World War II, Nazis were accused of using the skin from Holocaust victims to bind books.

In a brief statement, New York District Attorney, Cyrus R Vance's office said the ledger, which contained branding iron marks, appears up to date, and they appealed to the Trump family.

According to reports from the Mr. Vance's office, Trump explained, “The book is made up from my wife and daughter's skin, from the back.

"Most people don’t know this about our family, but we can grow skin at will. I take a sterile scalpel, my mother, my wives and daughters opens their backs, I take about, oh, a two feet by one and half foot rectangle, and tan the skin. It doesn’t hurt them; her skin grows back with a matter of minutes… We have lots of books from my family’s skin from my heritage; my ancestors ”

The Vance office put two photographs of the book on their Web site, but officers in the department were unwilling on Saturday to answer any questions about it, including the book's subject matter.